THE STIG GOES TO WAR!
The war between The BBC and Top Gears, Jeremy Clarkson is coming to an epic climax,
First Clarkson was suspended on the 10th of March, for allegedly punching show producer Oisin Tymon and calling him a "Lazy, Irish c#%t!"
And later at a charity function Clarkson goes on a swearing binge, he says to the audience, “I didn’t foresee my sacking but I would like to do one last lap. So I’ll go down to Surrey and I’ll do one last lap of that track before the fu*king bastards sack me.”
And things really get interesting, it seems that their 'tame racing driver', has gone into search and destroy mode as he stands upon a tank, Yes! … A big beautiful TANK! On it's way to the BBC offices to demand Clarksons job back … some say that he is actually sent from the future to protect Jeremy Clarkson! All we know is he's called the stig!
Next week we find out the fate of Clarkson and the rest of the Top Gear crew, stay tuned.